If you want to raid the minibar
Vodka and gin can be topped up with water. Whisky can be topped up using the complimentary teabags.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 5 May 2026, 21:29, archived)

if it's as swanky as queef makes out the mini bars have sensors so they know when you take an item out and charge you anyway
or i might be making that up
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 5 May 2026, 21:38, archived)

That's just what Big Hotel want you to think, wake up sheeple.
Or maybe it's true, dunno
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 5 May 2026, 22:33, archived)