Is that a greeting, perhaps as a conversation starter, or are you just reminding us of the time of day?
What do you want from us?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 May 2026, 12:29, archived)

Why are you like this?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 6 May 2026, 13:25, archived)

I've got a cocktail stick jammed sideways up my manhole, and it's making me irritable.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 May 2026, 13:49, archived)

Oh, I thought you enjoyed that.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 6 May 2026, 13:55, archived)

I thought so too :(
But at least we were wrong together.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 May 2026, 14:07, archived)

Worst game of Kerplunk ever

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 May 2026, 14:13, archived)

Kersplat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2026, 14:22, archived)

Kerstunk

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2026, 14:22, archived)

Kerspunk
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 6 May 2026, 14:22, archived)

Kerasualty

( vladimir, Wed 6 May 2026, 14:49, archived)

Kerplunky Katona

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 May 2026, 15:27, archived)

n/n/n

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 6 May 2026, 15:35, archived)