Early afternoon

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 6 May 2026, 12:26, archived)

Is that a greeting, perhaps as a conversation starter, or are you just reminding us of the time of day?
What do you want from us?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 May 2026, 12:29, archived)

Why are you like this?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 6 May 2026, 13:25, archived)

I've got a cocktail stick jammed sideways up my manhole, and it's making me irritable.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 May 2026, 13:49, archived)

Oh, I thought you enjoyed that.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 6 May 2026, 13:55, archived)

I thought so too :(
But at least we were wrong together.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 May 2026, 14:07, archived)

Worst game of Kerplunk ever

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 May 2026, 14:13, archived)

Kersplat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2026, 14:22, archived)

Kerstunk

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2026, 14:22, archived)

Kerspunk
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 6 May 2026, 14:22, archived)

Kerasualty

( vladimir, Wed 6 May 2026, 14:49, archived)

Kerplunky Katona

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 6 May 2026, 15:27, archived)

n/n/n

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 6 May 2026, 15:35, archived)

Evening, off to Ali bar in a moment. Only a short utterly baffling walk down alleys

( mongychops, Wed 6 May 2026, 12:59, archived)

Good flight?
I'm considering a holiday in Manila next year, never been outside of Europe before.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 6 May 2026, 13:26, archived)

1st flight was alright. 2nd was a bit of a cunt. Mainly because I was tired and grumpy. It was 3 am in Doha. I was done in

( mongychops, Wed 6 May 2026, 14:03, archived)

I quite enjoyed wandering through Doha airport in the middle of the night last year,
the vulgar displays of ostentatious wealth were undeniably impressive, however tacky. Like being trapped in a casino where gambling was illegal.

Reading that back, sounds fucking awful. Reckon I must have been hallucinating. Still, at least when I was there, it was just the Israelis bombing it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 6 May 2026, 21:39, archived)

Dead Turner

( $$ ✅, Wed 6 May 2026, 16:03, archived)

Thought she died a few years ago

( broadsword, Wed 6 May 2026, 20:01, archived)

No m8
JMW Turner. Taken 2 soon
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 May 2026, 20:06, archived)

Gonnie Tyler

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 6 May 2026, 20:33, archived)

Total Collapse of the Heart
She’s not dead, but you’d better believe I’m linking back to this when she is
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 6 May 2026, 20:39, archived)

I bagsy posting 'deeper underground' when jay kay carks it

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 6 May 2026, 21:28, archived)

Too Old To Not Die

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 6 May 2026, 21:30, archived)

I hate it when they only have one song that anyone remembers.
I remember her having other, much less successful songs, but I couldn't even hazard a guess what any of them were.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 6 May 2026, 21:33, archived)

turn around, brighteyes
It genuinely still upsets me how shit that song was
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2026, 23:32, archived)

It's a Heartache

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 7 May 2026, 7:29, archived)