Have you considered sit-down wees?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 12:08, archived)

those who feel the stream diverging
consider sit-down wees
those who dread damply emerging
consider sit-down wees
those who find it all ridiculous
consider sit-down wees
in love, in hope, on seats in stalls
in love, in hope, on seats in stalls
in love, in hope, on seats in stalls
in love in hope on seats
( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 12:51, archived)

^ Tim Pooth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:03, archived)

bravo

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:24, archived)

Do a little piss,
make a little mess
Sit down to wee!
Sit down to wee!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:29, archived)

Oh sit down, oh sit down, oh sit down
Sit down when you pee
Sit down, down, down, down down dowown
FSFC
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:50, archived)

How you gonna wee it if you really don't wanna spill
By weeing on your leg?
(Get your wee up off your leg) tell me
How you gonna wee it if you really don't wanna spill
By weeing on your leg?
(Get your wee up off your leg)
'Cause I heard all the people weein'

Sit-down wee it, come on and
Sit-down wee it, if you really pee it
Sit-down wee it, you gotta feel it
Sit-down wee it, get down on it
Sit-down wee it, come on and
Sit-down wee it, baby, baby
Sit-down wee it, piss on it
Sit-down wee it
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 12:58, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSS \o/

( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 12:59, archived)

Sittin' with my cock in the bay, watching the piss stream away...

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:41, archived)

If I could save piss in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
'Til eternity passes away
Just to pour it on *ethnoreligious group redacted*
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:58, archived)

Get down, sit down. Sit down for your wee!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:52, archived)

Urined my carpet
Urined my clothes
So I do sit down wees because I'm old
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:19, archived)

lololol

( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 20:01, archived)