Yes, and I also gather that people who accidentally shit diarrhoea all over themselves then soak their underwear and trousers in the sink, pour generous amounts of water over their hair and shirts
and then claim that they were caught in a freak rainstorm on my way out of the toilet.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 11 May 2026, 13:37, archived)

Queef, you mean.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 May 2026, 13:42, archived)

I never meant to shit all over myself
I never meant to cause my pants such stain
I only wanted, one time, to wash my pants clean
I only want wash my pants clean
Then claim it was rain

Claim it's rain
Claim it's rain
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:13, archived)