Holy pisspuddles
Boston, the new moggie, is doing cat farts and fucking hell they make your eyes water.

May invest in some probiotic food to settle his guts. Otherwise we'll end up with the paint stripped off the walls.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:55, archived)

Be weird as heck if he were doing, say, gecko farts, no?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 May 2026, 16:47, archived)

the idea of a gecko emitting a miniature squeak and shooting several inches along the wall is most pleasing
( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 17:59, archived)

this is why they always look so surprised
( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 18:00, archived)

It makes a sound like 'geck' and they're all like "OH!"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 May 2026, 19:50, archived)

this yes this :)

( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 19:57, archived)