not that you asked

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 May 2026, 11:59, archived)

Has she taken all the money she inherited
and donated it to Nigel Farage for his security?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 May 2026, 14:38, archived)

Yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 May 2026, 15:04, archived)

Oh man, I sure am glad I'm not Nigel Farage right now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 14 May 2026, 16:30, archived)

I'm trying to understand why you would say that and my conclusion is that you're Nigel Farage

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2026, 16:41, archived)

It's just occurred to me that Nigel can be affectionately shortened to Nig

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2026, 16:46, archived)

Ninjel Farage, WAKE UP SHEEPLE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 14 May 2026, 16:51, archived)