ahahaaa OH NO THE BODY'S VANISHED
he's the Cheshire Owl \o/
( vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:31, archived)

fucking owl bastard
Noisy fuckers keep me awake

Hooty twats
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:35, archived)

Hooty Twats ahahahaha

this feels like it was one of the fawlty towers respellings
( vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:39, archived)

Hooty and the Twatfish

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:45, archived)

:0)

( vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:59, archived)

Hooty Call
/Owl Saints
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 May 2026, 8:23, archived)

Fatty owls

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 19 May 2026, 23:34, archived)

yesssss

( vladimir, Wed 20 May 2026, 7:06, archived)

my faves are the ones that go
ooo-oooh-OOOOOOOOOH

but mix it up a bit with also going keeeeeeeeiiiiIIIIIIIIIIiiiickkk!

hey maybe they're different owls
( vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:40, archived)

Do they all look the same to you, Vladimir?
You're almost as bad as that extremely racist bigot garold
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:47, archived)

I'm undoubtedly a far worse human being than mister g and god KNOWS that's a low bar

( vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:58, archived)

The Teat Owl is native to the UK and very common in urban areas.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:57, archived)

fucking hellllllll

( vladimir, Tue 19 May 2026, 22:58, archived)