Days like this I have to remember the pertinent lyrics of crocodile shoes by Jimmy Nail
Wine, beer and spirits take me down
The lights are low and there's no one else around
The waitress sure looks pretty and that's a bad sign
I smile at her still yo're always on my mind
( $$ ✅, Tue 26 May 2026, 10:30, archived)

She's lying

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 26 May 2026, 10:42, archived)

What is Jimmy Nail's favourite reptilian meat-based profiterole?
Crocodile choux!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 10:58, archived)

When a woman fell over in front of Jimmy Nail, what did he say?
Aint no doubt it's plain to see, a woman like you has hurt your knee
( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 26 May 2026, 10:59, archived)

Posting a picture?
STOP!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 11:08, archived)

ain't no doubt

( $$ ✅, Tue 26 May 2026, 11:01, archived)