May I suggest a chair?

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 27 May 2026, 14:12, archived)

Loose watery stools? Try shitting a chair!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:28, archived)

I'm more of a sturdy pouffe man myself

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:30, archived)

^ prefers an oiled chippendale

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:36, archived)

ooh get you

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 27 May 2026, 16:02, archived)

your mamma too
_{and your daddy!}
(piss and shit, Wed 27 May 2026, 16:51, archived)

That’s stuck in my head now
Thanks, piss
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 May 2026, 19:01, archived)

*doffs cap*

(piss and shit, Wed 27 May 2026, 20:47, archived)

Try improving looseness by freezing

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 27 May 2026, 17:06, archived)