Loose, watery stools
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:03, archived)

Afternoon delools

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:04, archived)

Ain't no doubt, it's plain to see
A loose, watery stool is no good for me
( $$ ✅, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:07, archived)

May I suggest a chair?

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 27 May 2026, 14:12, archived)

Loose watery stools? Try shitting a chair!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:28, archived)

I'm more of a sturdy pouffe man myself

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:30, archived)

^ prefers an oiled chippendale

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:36, archived)

ooh get you

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 27 May 2026, 16:02, archived)

your mamma too
_{and your daddy!}
(piss and shit, Wed 27 May 2026, 16:51, archived)

That’s stuck in my head now
Thanks, piss
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 May 2026, 19:01, archived)

*doffs cap*

(piss and shit, Wed 27 May 2026, 20:47, archived)

Try improving looseness by freezing

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 27 May 2026, 17:06, archived)

Narrow stools tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8451276
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:32, archived)

:)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:55, archived)

It's chicken and sweetcorn soup, actually

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:54, archived)

Potato, potahto

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 May 2026, 14:56, archived)

Hiya

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 27 May 2026, 15:06, archived)

shut up you stupid prick

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 May 2026, 15:21, archived)

I'll take the sofa,
thanks
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 May 2026, 16:19, archived)

Coming out of your arse?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2026, 18:54, archived)

Heres the one thats driving me berserk
Why do only loose, watery stools and horses work
( broadsword, Wed 27 May 2026, 18:17, archived)

..and Trigger made a splash

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 May 2026, 18:59, archived)

Oh man I started drinking at work because it was lovely and sunny
but now I've bought a Thin Lizzy promo single from the US for a shocking sum because it has an incredible drum break on it

Why do I always do this
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 May 2026, 19:32, archived)

Thin Lizzy r m rn single mag
dr c break stain
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 May 2026, 19:37, archived)

Thin
zy Truss
rom orn
single deepfake video
dr b
+-ing
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 May 2026, 21:15, archived)

you put a lot of work into this
that's as close to praise as you'll get
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 May 2026, 21:52, archived)

Eh, it's no "going to an Asian child brothel with Gonz", sadly.
I fear my best work is behind me. :(
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 May 2026, 21:57, archived)

bought a Thin Lizzy promo single from the US for a shocking sum because it has an incredible drum break on it jizzed into my sandwiches because I’ve run out of lemon curd
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2026, 21:39, archived)

You couldn't even be bothered to make use of the 'izz'. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 May 2026, 21:48, archived)

No, no I could not.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:54, archived)