Oh man I started drinking at work because it was lovely and sunny
but now I've bought a Thin Lizzy promo single from the US for a shocking sum because it has an incredible drum break on it

Why do I always do this
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 May 2026, 19:32, archived)

Thin Lizzy r m rn single mag
dr c break stain
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 May 2026, 19:37, archived)

Thin
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rom orn
single deepfake video
dr b
+-ing
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 May 2026, 21:15, archived)

you put a lot of work into this
that's as close to praise as you'll get
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 May 2026, 21:52, archived)

Eh, it's no "going to an Asian child brothel with Gonz", sadly.
I fear my best work is behind me. :(
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 May 2026, 21:57, archived)

bought a Thin Lizzy promo single from the US for a shocking sum because it has an incredible drum break on it jizzed into my sandwiches because I’ve run out of lemon curd
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2026, 21:39, archived)

You couldn't even be bothered to make use of the 'izz'. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 May 2026, 21:48, archived)

No, no I could not.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 May 2026, 22:54, archived)