Queefy old bean, you're absolutely talking my language here
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:16, archived)

"that ridiculous person of quantock" and all of that
in his defence, there was no internet then, so you couldn't look up what rhymes with orange
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:17, archived)

(chocolate, duck, yellow)
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:18, archived)

There was an old man with a beard
Who said 'I'm a man with a beard'
He looked at his beard
Said 'that is a beard'
That beardy old beardy beard beard

GENIUS
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:23, archived)

ahahaaaa

( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:35, archived)

no because now you've made it funny

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:43, archived)

There once was a pattern of rhyme
That did not quite stand test-of-time
In eighteen-something was fine
But by twenty-six, lame
That peculiar structure of orange
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:23, archived)

I've just gnashed my teeth into powder
Thanks m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:24, archived)

:) no worries
there was an old queef of the board
who found reading learmericks hard
his teeth he would gnash
into powder they'd mash
that delicate queef of the board
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:35, archived)

That old b3ta poster vlad'mir
Said crikey, ooh, isn't it queer?
I've paid for a mansion with my top-notch scancion
But wouldn't dare posting it on this tedious and ultimately infuriating internet chat forum
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:43, archived)

awwwww I LOVE

( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:44, archived)