It's morning time all you knobfumblers
And Limerick-hating old grumblers
I don't know what's next
And so I expect
To finish with something 'bout tumblers
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 31 May 2026, 7:59, archived)

Porky (a devoted knob-fumblr),
- who couldn't be nicer or humblr -
Was LGBT
QIA123,
And posted about it on tumblr.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 31 May 2026, 8:25, archived)

These insults from Mr. Tea may
Be too immature to repay
But just like a child
And dear Oscar Wilde
I must respond "no, YOUR all gay"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 31 May 2026, 10:07, archived)

I'm with Queef on Lear's shitty limericks
Though first, Eddie Lear's poems were shit
His rhymes were a terrible fit
He'd tremble and quail
And quite without fail
Ed's last line made Lear's poems all shit

Wanker
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 31 May 2026, 8:30, archived)

Tosser.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 31 May 2026, 8:54, archived)

onanist

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 31 May 2026, 10:06, archived)