morning knobfumblers

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 31 May 2026, 7:42, archived)

Hi

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 31 May 2026, 7:49, archived)

do you change your name post meridian
- or do you swap to an alt account?
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 31 May 2026, 7:59, archived)

Both

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 31 May 2026, 8:10, archived)

It's morning time all you knobfumblers
And Limerick-hating old grumblers
I don't know what's next
And so I expect
To finish with something 'bout tumblers
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 31 May 2026, 7:59, archived)

Porky (a devoted knob-fumblr),
- who couldn't be nicer or humblr -
Was LGBT
QIA123,
And posted about it on tumblr.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 31 May 2026, 8:25, archived)

These insults from Mr. Tea may
Be too immature to repay
But just like a child
And dear Oscar Wilde
I must respond "no, YOUR all gay"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 31 May 2026, 10:07, archived)

I'm with Queef on Lear's shitty limericks
Though first, Eddie Lear's poems were shit
His rhymes were a terrible fit
He'd tremble and quail
And quite without fail
Ed's last line made Lear's poems all shit

Wanker
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 31 May 2026, 8:30, archived)

Tosser.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 31 May 2026, 8:54, archived)

onanist

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 31 May 2026, 10:06, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 31 May 2026, 9:04, archived)

There once was a shitty fuck bum
Who bleeding fart drizzle of cum
He piss bollocks wank tits
And cock anal jizz shits
So cunt rectum penis your mum
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 31 May 2026, 10:23, archived)

I love you

( vladimir, Sun 31 May 2026, 10:45, archived)

8/10, needs more spaz.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 31 May 2026, 12:55, archived)

There’s quite enough spaz around here already, thank you very much.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 31 May 2026, 13:40, archived)