There once was a young man from goshem
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
His wife said, Jack,
If you don't put 'em back,
I'll stand on the fuckers and squash 'em
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 31 May 2026, 14:24, archived)

pfffff

( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Sun 31 May 2026, 14:54, archived)

if we're just doing normal dirty limericks
have a look at my qotw answers
(piss and shit, Sun 31 May 2026, 16:29, archived)

this is literally why I idolise you, true story
( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Sun 31 May 2026, 16:39, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 31 May 2026, 17:50, archived)

i'm actually impressed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 31 May 2026, 20:13, archived)