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The member once known as McBeef
changed his handle, by deed poll, to Queef.
To explain his obsession
with hygienic transgression
would be neither pleasant, nor brief.

Alt.: afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 31 May 2026, 13:08, archived)
*throws flowers*

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Sun 31 May 2026, 13:38, archived)
Mike flowers? Or the bitter?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2026, 13:46, archived)
self-raising

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Sun 31 May 2026, 14:54, archived)
Top shelf

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 31 May 2026, 17:20, archived)
There once was a fellow named Dyer
Who sounded like Barnaby Byer
There was vaguely a chance
He'd enjoy it in France
But some kid burned his neck with a fyer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 31 May 2026, 13:46, archived)
exquisite

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Sun 31 May 2026, 14:55, archived)

Providing a rhyme scheme that’s new
Ends up being tricky to do
Now I wrote this poem
It’s not that mind-blowing
So I made it an acrostic too.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 31 May 2026, 13:58, archived)
👍🏻
this is some great internet to wake up to
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 31 May 2026, 14:01, archived)
JESUS FUCK, greatness :)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Sun 31 May 2026, 14:54, archived)
This is superb

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 31 May 2026, 14:56, archived)

Clearly this is the greatest of stunts
Upending the rhyme, back to front
Now it isn’t just sideways
This also works downways
Suitable reading for a bunch of
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Sun 31 May 2026, 18:31, archived)
There once was a young man from goshem
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
His wife said, Jack,
If you don't put 'em back,
I'll stand on the fuckers and squash 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 31 May 2026, 14:24, archived)
pfffff

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Sun 31 May 2026, 14:54, archived)
if we're just doing normal dirty limericks
have a look at my qotw answers
(piss and shit, Sun 31 May 2026, 16:29, archived)

this is literally why I idolise you, true story
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Sun 31 May 2026, 16:39, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 31 May 2026, 17:50, archived)
i'm actually impressed

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 31 May 2026, 20:13, archived)
I can't see this being tedious repetitive shit ever. Good old queef eh and the fantastic qftw people

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2026, 16:43, archived)
it'll all be over tomorrow i reckon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 31 May 2026, 17:22, archived)
We could discuss food instead, if you prefer.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 31 May 2026, 17:28, archived)
It's been the best thing to happen to /talk in months.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 31 May 2026, 17:44, archived)

there was an old veteran named mongy
he didn't like shit rhyming songys
he said so - rookie error!
it tempted this fella
to go ony and ony and ony
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir Vlad to see you!, Sun 31 May 2026, 17:58, archived)
I'm glad that going abroad has chilled you out,
and you aren't getting ridiculously worked up over stupid shit on the internet
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 31 May 2026, 21:29, archived)
You really do like to project on people you don't know. Do you fancy yourself as like an actual Dr of psychology?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 1:23, archived)
He's got a point, mongs.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 8:38, archived)
What being a snide cunt to everyone is a point now is it? Brilliant. So judgemental the lot of you. I have my own fun. Not your prescribed fun. Fuck off, sick rik and Karl hysteria wannabes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 9:49, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 10:20, archived)
lol upset

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 11:50, archived)
Dua Lipa’s just got married
Congratulations Mr and Mrs Lingo
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 31 May 2026, 18:16, archived)
*nasal snorty sound*

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 31 May 2026, 18:26, archived)
She said 'I dua'!!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 11:51, archived)