"And here we see the Queef in its natural habitat
Surrounded by upmarket cheeses and charcuterie"
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:05, Reply)

Waitrose knows,
That Sainsburys hoes,
Have all ten fingers,
But several less toes.
( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:09, Reply)

you can't say charcuterie without saying cute, also you can't say cheeses without saying heeses

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:00, Reply)

snitches get stiches and ice cream needs freezers
if you're dairy-allergic then cheeses mean sneezes
( vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:04, Reply)

And it's the proper stuff, made from real shark.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:09, Reply)