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Hi David's

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:18, archived)
Bit rude.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:20, archived)
Not nearly rude enough

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:17, archived)
Shit, wrong account

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:17, archived)
Alright David

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:30, archived)
alright

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:24, archived)
Thailand today?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:00, archived)
Tomorrow. Just gone 8pm here. Got a coach to Hanoi airport tomorrow at 830am. I'll definitely come back to the Nam. 3 months I'll return. Great place. People are lovely. Particularly to an old weirdo on his own.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:25, archived)
is 3 months a visa restriction?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:41, archived)
Nah, just got 2 in Thailand, 1 in Laos

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:57, archived)
Alright!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:38, archived)
,Trouser

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:16, archived)
, David

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:01, archived)
Ballbag

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:46, archived)
alrDavghid

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 12:49, archived)
I'm deeply disappointed to find there is nobody on LinkedIn named 'Guy Spatz.'
I was hoping there would be so I could send him a message saying "MMMNNNEEURGH."
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:05, archived)
Just pick a random David and do that

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:17, archived)
"And here we see the Queef in its natural habitat
Surrounded by upmarket cheeses and charcuterie"
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:05, archived)

Waitrose knows,
That Sainsburys hoes,
Have all ten fingers,
But several less toes.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:09, archived)
you can't say charcuterie without saying cute, also you can't say cheeses without saying heeses

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:00, archived)

snitches get stiches and ice cream needs freezers
if you're dairy-allergic then cheeses mean sneezes
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:04, archived)
And it's the proper stuff, made from real shark.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:09, archived)
Just remember to Wang Chung tonight

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:32, archived)
FYI, everybody was kung fu fighting, hth

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:54, archived)
those cats were fast as lightning, hth

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:54, archived)
in fact it was a little bit frightening, hth

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:54, archived)
everybody had fun tonight

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:15, archived)
hth!

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:42, archived)
David is as David does I always say, fuck does that mean, no idea

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:56, archived)
I went to school and I got the big D

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:16, archived)
alrite?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:21, archived)
Not you.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:30, archived)
But I got a hall pass and everything

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:40, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:41, archived)
But all i said was hello.
Hello was the worst of it, I admit.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:48, archived)