(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:25, archived)
I was hoping there would be so I could send him a message saying "MMMNNNEEURGH."
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:05, archived)
Surrounded by upmarket cheeses and charcuterie"
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:05, archived)
Waitrose knows,
That Sainsburys hoes,
Have all ten fingers,
But several less toes.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 13:09, archived)
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:00, archived)
snitches get stiches and ice cream needs freezers
if you're dairy-allergic then cheeses mean sneezes
(, Thu 4 Jun 2026, 14:04, archived)