Tracked down the source of the strange noise I've been hearing today
Turns out yesterday's chipmunk rescue was not a success at all, I was pretty sure he'd run out the open back door but the fucker was hiding inside.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 18:40, archived)

Alright garold

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:11, archived)

He was hiding in the closet, not really something I'd associate with garold

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:55, archived)

WHAT

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 20:01, archived)

BANANAS IN HARAMBES

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 20:32, archived)

THIS SHIT IS HARAMBE'S! H A R A M B E
🦍💩
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 1:34, archived)

pfffffff

( vladimir, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 23:13, archived)

i beginning to see why everyone else has left

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:40, archived)

It's an appreciative silence...

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:56, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:25, archived)

...punctuated by appreciative bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:38, archived)

^ keeps chipmunks up his back door

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:57, archived)

LIES they can leave any time they like

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:31, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:11, archived)

What if I was to tell you that he had some original Alvin and the Chipmunks 10" white labels for sale?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:27, archived)

I'm sorry do you live inside one of those annoying films where the animals talk

( vladimir, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 23:13, archived)

Not always

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 0:10, archived)

Have you tried taking a deep breath and shouting "AAAALLVIIIIIIIINNNNNN!"?

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:34, archived)