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Tracked down the source of the strange noise I've been hearing today
Turns out yesterday's chipmunk rescue was not a success at all, I was pretty sure he'd run out the open back door but the fucker was hiding inside.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 18:40, Reply)
Alright garold

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:11, Reply)
He was hiding in the closet, not really something I'd associate with garold

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:55, Reply)
WHAT

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 20:01, Reply)
BANANAS IN HARAMBES

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 20:32, Reply)
THIS SHIT IS HARAMBE'S! H A R A M B E
🦍💩
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 1:34, Reply)
pfffffff

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 23:13, Reply)
i beginning to see why everyone else has left

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:40, Reply)
It's an appreciative silence...

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:56, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:25, Reply)
...punctuated by appreciative bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:38, Reply)
^ keeps chipmunks up his back door

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 19:57, Reply)
LIES they can leave any time they like

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:31, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:11, Reply)
What if I was to tell you that he had some original Alvin and the Chipmunks 10" white labels for sale?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 22:27, Reply)
I'm sorry do you live inside one of those annoying films where the animals talk

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2026, 23:13, Reply)
Not always

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 0:10, Reply)
Have you tried taking a deep breath and shouting "AAAALLVIIIIIIIINNNNNN!"?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 10 Jun 2026, 8:34, Reply)