And Father's day
And my sister and brother-in-law's wedding anniversary
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:17, Reply)

HAPPY EVERYTHINGS TO EVERYBODY \o/

( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:20, Reply)

I do feel unusually happy today

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 11:31, Reply)

i don't

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 15:08, Reply)

I've just made a toddler make noises only dogs can hear
By telling her about all the sweets I'm going to give her when I take her out in a fortnight
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 16:09, Reply)

you're not a werewolf, right?

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 18:42, Reply)

I'm allergic to gold, not silver

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:12, Reply)

mine too
- wait! Is Mrs Wizard your sister?
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 13:30, Reply)

Are you a tall ginger bugger with an incredibly boring job?

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 14:10, Reply)

*checks*
I'm a middling height badger-haired bugger with a penchant for the arcane arts.
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 15:24, Reply)

Then no

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 15:26, Reply)

aw
- i thought i had made a hooman connection for a centon there
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 19:04, Reply)

His name is Jeff

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 20:12, Reply)