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If Queef were a LOTR character, would he be called Bellrond or Smellrond?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:41, archived)
If emvee were a LOTR character, he'd be Legolas

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Hamwise Mancheese

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rondrond bellsmell

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:49, archived)
No real names, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:51, archived)
sorry

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:55, archived)
not as sorry as rondrond bellsmell

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:57, archived)
De do smell dron dron de do smell drom

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andron andron andron and arisdrom

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A Bellrug of Mongoth

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For some reason that caused a genuine IRL LOL out loud.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:53, archived)
Smoker Of pOrcs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:56, archived)
It's a very obscure character that only exists in the Peruvian 12" version, you probably haven't heard of him

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 22:06, archived)
Smegolas, surely

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Yesssssssss

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Smegol

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 23:07, archived)
This is the correct answer.

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alright

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WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUPPPP

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The Smellowship of The Ring

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Smashwise Monkee approves

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Gimpli

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Frodildo Teabaggins

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Gandalf the White Supremacist

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