I was half cut in the pub once, rapping a bit of Beastie Boys, and when I did the line 'the girls I like are underage' was one of those moments when the pub had gone momentarily silent.
One of the greatest moments of my life.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 8:37, Reply)

Alright, Jimmy Page.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 23 Jun 2026, 8:55, Reply)

alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 9:01, Reply)

rapping in a pub
wanker
(piss and shit, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 9:17, Reply)

what's your new colleague like?
oh you know, the sort of guy that raps in pubs

oh, sorry to hear that

yeah, I'm on the job websites now
(piss and shit, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 9:19, Reply)

Getting needlessly upset about an innocuous /talk post on the internet.
Is everything OK at home?
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 9:36, Reply)

^pub rapper

(piss and shit, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 9:40, Reply)

AND PROUD!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 9:41, Reply)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 9:45, Reply)

we have a right laugh here don't we

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 9:54, Reply)

pffffff

( vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 10:32, Reply)

p
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 11:30, Reply)

In the ub????

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 11:41, Reply)

^ 50 Ent

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 12:40, Reply)

HOOOM HOM, do not let us be hasty!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 23 Jun 2026, 14:25, Reply)