cunts
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:15, archived)

NASA or the cats ?

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:20, archived)

NASA
I hope they got their faces scratched off
Why are humans so grim
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:31, archived)

It advanced humanity

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:06, archived)

To be honest
those cats got off a lot easier than the dogs that got sent into space. Also, I know one of ours would probably have a great time in that environment. If they chose the right moggies they'll have had the absolute time of their lives on that day.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:41, archived)

cat - *scratching at airlock*
astr - *sigh* are you sure
cat - *bigeyes* *scrittscrittyupyupuhhuhscrittscrittSCRITT*
astr - don't do that thing again tho ok
cat - *getting suit on* what thing
astr - you know what thing
cat - sure i promise
astr - hmmm *krrraannnng* here you go
cat - *shoots*

~ interval of 23 seconds ~

astr - *deliberately ignoring cat with pleadyface inside spacesuit helmet as it drifts past porthole*
cat - *DONKDONKDONK*
astr - ffs
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:37, archived)

Why doesn't someone use AI to make this a thing
?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 14:21, archived)

what like what kind of thing

( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 14:44, archived)

like this kind of thing do you mean
b3ta.com/board/11429104
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:29, archived)

Well that has single-handedly saved /board

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:50, archived)

pfffffff

( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 16:04, archived)

because it will make HappyToast do a sad

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:02, archived)

ahahahahaha oh fucking hell very guilty larf
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:02, archived)

UnhappyToast

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Jun 2026, 16:34, archived)