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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 6:30, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 6:52, archived)
Yes?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 7:51, archived)
Not you.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Jun 2026, 9:06, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 9:26, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 9:05, archived)
Hello
air con at work is definitely not working as it ought to.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:01, archived)
Is it Aircon or comfort cooling? Splits or fan coils ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:11, archived)
You'll have to ask the estates management team
I just know that it's clammy in here whereas normally it's nice and cool.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:02, archived)
gaz mongy, he knows about that sort of thing

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:19, archived)
Lol
youtu.be/O9XtK6R1QAk?si=Xf_7Qr6i9YcAI8jo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:10, archived)

cunts
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:15, archived)
NASA or the cats ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:20, archived)

NASA
I hope they got their faces scratched off
Why are humans so grim
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:31, archived)
It advanced humanity

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:06, archived)
To be honest
those cats got off a lot easier than the dogs that got sent into space. Also, I know one of ours would probably have a great time in that environment. If they chose the right moggies they'll have had the absolute time of their lives on that day.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:41, archived)

cat - *scratching at airlock*
astr - *sigh* are you sure
cat - *bigeyes* *scrittscrittyupyupuhhuhscrittscrittSCRITT*
astr - don't do that thing again tho ok
cat - *getting suit on* what thing
astr - you know what thing
cat - sure i promise
astr - hmmm *krrraannnng* here you go
cat - *shoots*

~ interval of 23 seconds ~

astr - *deliberately ignoring cat with pleadyface inside spacesuit helmet as it drifts past porthole*
cat - *DONKDONKDONK*
astr - ffs
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:37, archived)
Why doesn't someone use AI to make this a thing
?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 14:21, archived)
what like what kind of thing

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 14:44, archived)
like this kind of thing do you mean
b3ta.com/board/11429104
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:29, archived)
Well that has single-handedly saved /board

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:50, archived)
pfffffff

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 16:04, archived)
because it will make HappyToast do a sad

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:02, archived)

ahahahahaha oh fucking hell very guilty larf
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:02, archived)
UnhappyToast

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Jun 2026, 16:34, archived)
Poor kitties
Why would we need to know how they react to a weightless environment?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:39, archived)
It actually helped astronauts move in space. Cats ability to land is a well studied topic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:06, archived)
Penelope DEATH

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:26, archived)
Penelope GRIEF

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:27, archived)
The Good Death

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:41, archived)
To the Manor Died

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:43, archived)
Margo Notbetter

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:44, archived)
Margo Deadbetter

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:45, archived)
Margone 💔

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:02, archived)
Oh no

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:59, archived)
Why do I always find out here :((((

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:00, archived)
Because we're all incurable ghouls?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:07, archived)

ha yup
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:19, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:22, archived)