Boston's cat farts are fucking deadly at the moment
he's a really affectionate boy and purrs like mad when you give him a cuddle, but when you pick him up he releases eye-watering smells.

How's the aroma where you are?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:09, archived)

There's an onion-y smell in the office and none of us are able to identify its source.
My guess is that it's either an onion or something containing onion.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:15, archived)

Isn't it onionic, don't you think?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:17, archived)

^Alanis Courgette

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:27, archived)

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( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:39, archived)

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( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:03, archived)

Honest to god this is cracking me up!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:41, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:13, archived)

It's probably an onion or something containing an onion

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:55, archived)

Thanks, Sherlock Cloves

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:57, archived)

Have you tried sniffing around and looking in the place where the smell is strongest? Often it's an onion.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:00, archived)

Spoken like someone who knows his onions

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:29, archived)

The world is just a great big onion

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:34, archived)

I don’t believe that’s true.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:39, archived)

Are you calling Ashford and Simpson liars? Someone better fucking hold me back or I swear down I'll do time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:43, archived)

^ looking through a glass onion

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:48, archived)

If Aardvark says anything about John Lennon I won't be responsible for my actions

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:52, archived)

I'm trying to think of a relevant play on words to reply, but I can't think of a good punion

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:02, archived)

He was definitely a person who was in The Beatles and is now dead.
I will say no more.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:27, archived)

WHAT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:50, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:26, archived)

There's a Kellog's factory near where I live
There are always weird smells coming from it. If you bring someone into the area who hasn't been here before, they'll always say "what's that smell?"
Anyone who lives here will usually reply "what smell?"
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:21, archived)

There's a (50 p) ham processing plant down the road from my dad's place.
It smells, randomly enough, of boiled sweets.
( .Yeti., Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:40, archived)

This week's image challenge fucking stinks.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:08, archived)