Keyword: egg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:32, Reply)

+sm

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:39, Reply)

Mate
5 mill gaff, private chef, cocktail bar in the garden, 50 bottles of Tattainger...host gave me chocolate, I assumed it was weed and scoffed a shitload. Nope, mushrooms, then the bugle came out. I'm in bits
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:43, Reply)

Well that's just poor planning.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:45, Reply)

We live and learn.
Or perhaps we do not
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:52, Reply)

I'm watching documentaries about Mycenae
Very quietly
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:53, Reply)

I can confirm that we do not

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 12:10, Reply)

I didn't even know you knew Taylor, what was her dress like?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 17:12, Reply)

Dioring

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 18:50, Reply)