Cunt-Camembert
although i'm reading "computer literate" as "cunt", could equally be cock i guess
or dick
camembert is right tho
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:14, archived)

C(omputer) lit(erate)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:44, archived)

ah, ok, now what about
b3ta.com/talk/8479743
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 20:56, archived)

Sorry, I'm feeling a bit stupid.
I blame the heat.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:50, archived)

bollocks
Two of a kind = a pair (as in, "grow a pair")
looping throw = lob, back = bol, match for quays and keys = locks
bollocks
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:00, archived)

Ahh, very clever.
Although is a lock really something associated with quays? Canals, yeah, sure. But I don't know about quays.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:16, archived)

Well, they're in the same sentence, doesn't that count for something?
man-made water-craft-based amenities, i rest my case
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 22:17, archived)

Yes, and 'penis in pussy' is clearly CATFUCKER

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:18, archived)

ca(member)t

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 21:45, archived)