I got 5 / 7 this week
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( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 16:37, archived)

5/7 Está volviendo a casa

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 16:52, archived)

4/7 hazme cosquillas en mi parte rancia knoblet

( broadsword, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 17:42, archived)

3/7 Yo soy Adam, príncipe de Eternia y defensor de los secretos del Castillo Grayskull

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 20:15, archived)

2/7 my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 20:27, archived)

Inigo Montoya Jacob Dyer killed burnt father neck
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 20:34, archived)

die not like it
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 20:52, archived)

1/7 trying to piss but shit comes out of your cock instead

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 20:35, archived)

uncomfortable

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 21:16, archived)

We've all done it.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 17 Jul 2026, 21:23, archived)

Relatively
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Jul 2026, 1:59, archived)