I was very surprised to read today that Andy Burnham is married to a woman.
I always thought he was a shirtlifter for some reason. It might just be the over-manicured eyebrows
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:48, archived)

Well you just never know these days, do you?
I mean, there are some allegedly heterosexual men who wear their hair in a bun, if you can believe it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:20, archived)

Oh now you're just being ridiculous
That would never happen
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:29, archived)

And you can't even say the words bum bandit anymore

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:40, archived)

The wokerati ruin EVERYTHING

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:47, archived)

You can only say if it you are one and are reclaiming it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 16:43, archived)

My barber threads my eyebrows, so what?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:44, archived)

I shave mine off and cover my teeth in charcoal, so what?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 16:49, archived)

Have you, by chance, been to Brighton or Hastings?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 16:53, archived)

I'M INTIMIDATING YOU? BY STANDING? HERE?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 17:06, archived)

Alright, Christopher Walken

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:08, archived)