morning/afternoon/evening new messages but in a NEW BALLS PLEASE voice and for prime ministers

( vladimir, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 13:15, archived)

hahahahaha what harm could the complete erosion of attention span possibly do lolololol
( vladimir, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 13:16, archived)

What do you mean, the complete erosion of atten

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 13:58, archived)

🧡

( vladimir, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:22, archived)

Keir Scarper

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 13:55, archived)

Alright, 13 hrs train tomorrow.

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:05, archived)

Thomas the Thaink Engine

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:14, archived)

If you're in the top bunk facing forward, make sure you're secured by something, those fuckers can stop suddenly

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:16, archived)

I went bottom bunk. Away from the air vents

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:27, archived)

I was in the top bunk in Vietnam when my train banged to a halt,
I didn't fall but I had a perfect view of the American guy in the bottom bunk getting whacked full in the face by his bottle of Coke when it flew off the table next to him.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:10, archived)

was in the top bunk in Vietnam when my train
to a halt, I didn't fall but I had a perfect view of
bunk
bottle of
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the table next to him.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 17:03, archived)

I can't really be arsed to fully work this out but I get the general gist and have upvoted it accordingly.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 17:42, archived)

Upvoted? We *click* things around here. Go on with your upvote nonsense.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:21, archived)

*downvotes*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:27, archived)

Strikey took an American guy up the arse etc etc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 19:03, archived)

fucking hell aaaaa

( vladimir, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:28, archived)

THE EFFORT

( vladimir, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:28, archived)

mr h did it for TEN DOLLARS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:41, archived)

And with syrup

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Jul 2026, 23:09, archived)

I don't know how you think that would be physically possible

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:44, archived)

I live in a cartoon world where many wonderful things are possible

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 20:54, archived)

Splendid work

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:50, archived)

happens all the time. haven't you been on a train before

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 21:56, archived)

Drive safely x

( vladimir, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:23, archived)

Straight line, I'll be fine

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:59, archived)

lol

( vladimir, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:27, archived)

Albuquerque

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 19:03, archived)

pffffff

( vladimir, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 22:15, archived)

I was very surprised to read today that Andy Burnham is married to a woman.
I always thought he was a shirtlifter for some reason. It might just be the over-manicured eyebrows
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 14:48, archived)

Well you just never know these days, do you?
I mean, there are some allegedly heterosexual men who wear their hair in a bun, if you can believe it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:20, archived)

Oh now you're just being ridiculous
That would never happen
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:29, archived)

And you can't even say the words bum bandit anymore

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:40, archived)

The wokerati ruin EVERYTHING

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:47, archived)

You can only say if it you are one and are reclaiming it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 Jul 2026, 16:43, archived)

My barber threads my eyebrows, so what?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:44, archived)

I shave mine off and cover my teeth in charcoal, so what?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 16:49, archived)

Have you, by chance, been to Brighton or Hastings?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 16:53, archived)

I'M INTIMIDATING YOU? BY STANDING? HERE?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 17:06, archived)

Alright, Christopher Walken

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 18:08, archived)

still morning here
and thankfully only 22C, where it is 37C back home at the moment.

Yeah I'll take that.

Hope everyone is keeping cool!
( fross Read your email on, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:27, archived)

24c here, love it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:30, archived)

Kevin Kee-GONE

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:41, archived)

Carkin' Keegan

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 15:48, archived)

Superstiffs

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 16:07, archived)

Dead end Keegan

( mongychops, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 16:16, archived)

Coffin Keegan

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 16:55, archived)

afternoon

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 17:58, archived)

evening

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 19:22, archived)

Take a look at enzymes, oh my

( broadsword, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 21:19, archived)

We are in Bulgaria with Vladimir. Might even be the same one, I didn't check.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Jul 2026, 21:49, archived)