Don't get me fucking started on people who say "tenderhooks."
Like, why the fuck would a fucking hook be fucking tender, you fucking stupid fucking cunt?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 8:46, archived)

A methadone client once said to me "their security's very lapse."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 10:43, archived)

Well that's just typical really, isn't it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 12:04, archived)

I bet they don't even require you to type in a personal PIN number

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:13, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:48, archived)

Maybe he was just bias against them.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 12:21, archived)

for all intensive purposes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:14, archived)

I tried taking that stuff for a while to really get into character for a role I was playing.
I call it methad acting.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 12:31, archived)

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 12:51, archived)

Alright, Methad Man.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 14:58, archived)