morning gunt-lickers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 5:37, archived)

morning
Woke up yelling about bees. I must of been having a strange dream.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 6:37, archived)

Could be the beginning of a bluesy Captain Beefheart number.
Woke up this mornin',
Yellin' about bees...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 7:28, archived)

Captain Beeheart

( vladimir, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 9:54, archived)

Big Eyed Bees From Venus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 10:05, archived)

I don't beelieve it

( broadsword, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 7:52, archived)

Oh beehive yourself.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 8:19, archived)

Must of been

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 8:25, archived)

Must of bee

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 9:25, archived)

Pato Beenton

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 9:33, archived)

Beenie Man

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 10:42, archived)

Chaka Beemus and Pliers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:48, archived)

Sting

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:53, archived)

Bee-t Tosh

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 14:17, archived)

Currently reading Steppin' Razor: The Rebel Life of Peter Tosh by John Masouri.
It's a good read, exhaustive but entertaining. Doesn't gloss over the darker sides of his character, but what a character (and talent) he was.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 18:17, archived)

strange dreams are made of this
who am I to yell of bees
I travelled the night, got in several sleeps
Well everybody wakes up screaming of something
( vladimir, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 9:58, archived)

morning cheers

( broadsword, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 7:53, archived)

People who use 'upmost' instead of 'utmost'.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 8:26, archived)

Unless they mean upmost?
- Topof the Monkey, on the wardrobe
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 8:44, archived)

Don't get me fucking started on people who say "tenderhooks."
Like, why the fuck would a fucking hook be fucking tender, you fucking stupid fucking cunt?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 8:46, archived)

A methadone client once said to me "their security's very lapse."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 10:43, archived)

Well that's just typical really, isn't it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 12:04, archived)

I bet they don't even require you to type in a personal PIN number

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:13, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:48, archived)

Maybe he was just bias against them.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 12:21, archived)

for all intensive purposes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:14, archived)

I tried taking that stuff for a while to really get into character for a role I was playing.
I call it methad acting.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 12:31, archived)

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 12:51, archived)

Alright, Methad Man.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Jul 2026, 14:58, archived)

gunt-lickers ...
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 8:45, archived)

Alright. It's a Wednesday.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 9:01, archived)

Thanks Captain Calendar, you've saved the day again

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 9:22, archived)

I'm now in a hut 5 meters from a canal in Bangkok. Near floater markets apparently. I can't smell anything.

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 9:43, archived)

watch out for the massive monitor lizards, and rats

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 11:32, archived)

Not seen rats. Lizards yeah, hot earlier, storms now

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 11:39, archived)

maybe the lizards ate them all, here's hoping.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 11:48, archived)

RIP catnipppp :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 13:54, archived)

Sometimes i get up in the night and build a pile of shoes as a kind of monument

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jul 2026, 15:52, archived)