Ah yes, Tolkien's posthumously published book of fantasy-themed gay erotica, The Dickmarillion.
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The Lord of the Rings
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The Adventures of Tom Bummed'emraw
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Bilbo Teabaggins
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Bellrond Arse-Elven
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Smégol
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Nob
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The shards of Arse'ole
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Sharts, more like.
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*Tom Bombadildo
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The Bitch-king of Wangmar
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Belendil
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