MorningHope you have a super Tuesday. I'm at my sister's looking after her cats. One of them has a bad eye but I've been giving him eye drops and I think the fact he's putting up more of a fight means he's pretty much better.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 7:05,
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I've never had to give eye drops to a cat; I always assumed it was at least a two-person job.The whole 'hold its mouth open while you drop in the tablet' approach was never going to fly with any of my cats.
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.Yeti., Tue 28 Jul 2026, 8:17,
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It varies from cat to catIf you get ours at the right moment you can administer a pill, but they need to be sleepy. Albie, my sister's massive black floof, has been okay with the eye drops so far but I think he was a bit subdued and poorly on Sunday. Now he's on the mend he's putting up more of a struggle but if you get in quick you can get it done before he knows what's happening. He's not the brightest spark.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 8:34,
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Albatrosses? More like alba-tossers, amirite?!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jul 2026, 9:29,
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I'm very disappointed that the SNP has abandoned its long-standing tradition of being led by fish.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jul 2026, 9:34,
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Ah yes, Tolkien's posthumously published book of fantasy-themed gay erotica, The Dickmarillion.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 28 Jul 2026, 10:16,
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The Adventures of Tom Bummed'emraw(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:14,
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Better than weevils though.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 10:01,
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weevils are evilseeing as no-one else has bothered to post this
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:18,
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Yeah I thought I left that one as an open goal, bunch of lazy fuckers on this forum, thanks for stepping up Queefy.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:24,
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So, what you do, yeah,is you draw a picture of a big insect on a bit of paper, and you show it to someone and you say, 'What's this?', and they'll say, 'Dunno,' and you say, 'It's a weevil,' and then you draw a smaller picture of the same insect and ask, 'What's this?', and they'll say, 'Dunno,' and you say, 'It's the lesser of two weevils.'
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.Yeti., Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:39,
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Yet you have the audacity to get the hump about what you consider to be shitposting on here.(, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 13:48, archived)
Weevil kenevil was well cool. One for the kids there. (
mongychops, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 12:41,
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my brother and I had the wind up stunt bikes, they were ace(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 13:42,
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Can confirm. Needs a flat surface to land. Still fun on carpet (
mongychops, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 13:47,
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We lived in a vicarage with a fucking gigantic parquet floored hallIt was perfect. We'd set up opposite each other and fire the bikes at each other. GURD TOIMES
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 16:40,
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OH NO THE VICAR IS HERE AND WE'VE GOT OUR CHOPPERS OUT *canned laughter*(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 17:43,
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 9:37,
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 9:44,
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I can't even get mine to keep a collar on (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:13,
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You'd better watch out you're not piling the pearls into Saint Peter's dress!(, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:37, archived)
The phrase "piling the pearls into Saint Peter's dress" is an obscure surreal comedic line rather than a standard historical or religious practice. If you are instead looking to visit St. Peter's Basilica, strict visitor guidelines apply.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 12:27,
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Comedic? Are you sure? Eh? Is that what American want? Uh? Maybe that's the rule now(
mongychops, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 12:43,
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It's what Google told me, I think the "I" in "AI" stands for "I'll just make some shit up"(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 13:22,
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The term "hedgehog from hell" most famously refers to Deinogalerix, a giant prehistoric, rat-like relative of modern hedgehogs from the Miocene epoch. It also appears as a fast boss character in the Flash game Barbarian Onslaught: The Secret of Steel, and as a popular internet meme describing hilariously cursed, terrifying homemade hedgehog birthday cakes.
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I know a cool joke about a stick: what's long, brown, and ah fuck i gave it away (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 12:24,
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alritewoke up with a sore tum but there was a coiol thunderstorm last night with lots of rolling thunder!
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fross Read your email on, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 14:14,
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