You'd better watch out you're not piling the pearls into Saint Peter's dress!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 11:37, archived)

The phrase "piling the pearls into Saint Peter's dress" is an obscure surreal comedic line rather than a standard historical or religious practice. If you are instead looking to visit St. Peter's Basilica, strict visitor guidelines apply.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 12:27, archived)

Comedic? Are you sure? Eh? Is that what American want? Uh? Maybe that's the rule now

( mongychops, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 12:43, archived)

It's what Google told me, I think the "I" in "AI" stands for "I'll just make some shit up"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 13:22, archived)

The term "hedgehog from hell" most famously refers to Deinogalerix, a giant prehistoric, rat-like relative of modern hedgehogs from the Miocene epoch. It also appears as a fast boss character in the Flash game Barbarian Onslaught: The Secret of Steel, and as a popular internet meme describing hilariously cursed, terrifying homemade hedgehog birthday cakes.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 15:40, archived)

let them eat hedgehog

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 15:52, archived)