my brother and I had the wind up stunt bikes, they were ace

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 13:42, archived)

Can confirm. Needs a flat surface to land. Still fun on carpet

( mongychops, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 13:47, archived)

We lived in a vicarage with a fucking gigantic parquet floored hall
It was perfect. We'd set up opposite each other and fire the bikes at each other. GURD TOIMES
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 16:40, archived)

OH NO THE VICAR IS HERE AND WE'VE GOT OUR CHOPPERS OUT *canned laughter*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 17:43, archived)

Sounds like a bit of a wind-up merchant.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 28 Jul 2026, 13:49, archived)