surely you meant... seadious
lololol
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 5:35, archived)

I can sit by a river or lake for weeks, a sun lounger on the beach I find boring. Rather be walking about. Paid 30k for the lounger now. Got to at least do an hour or 2 for that.

( mongychops, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 6:21, archived)

30k!?

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 7:56, archived)

Dong

( mongychops, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:01, archived)

lol Dong

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:09, archived)

I left Vietnam a cash millionaire in 2006.
Managed to exchange my unused dong at HSBC in Sydney, got about AU$50 for it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:22, archived)

Plenty of strikey-g possibilities there gang, don't let me down

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:24, archived)

l ty of str key-g pos ibilit es there ga g, don't let down
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:33, archived)

Smashed my dong in a casino last night. Stupid idea. Fucking months rent gone

( mongychops, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:38, archived)

Fucking rolled on my specs in the night
£350 down the shitter
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 12:36, archived)

350? fuck me i hope they do x-rays

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:49, archived)