i've taken the antihistamine as advised
will probably have to give the muesli away
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:42, archived)

Sorry, I just got here.
I was about to tell you to take chlorphenamine.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:52, archived)

Presumably some kind of fancy muesli

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 16:57, archived)

has some almonds and sunflower seeds
not sure which is the culprit
can't be the raisins and oats
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 17:23, archived)

is this a comedic misunderstanding of my comedic misunderstanding or are you a bit simple

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:14, archived)

imple panishfly

I don't think so myself, doesn't fit the MO, but definitely a recent regular
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:16, archived)

or not, who cares really, effect is the same

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:18, archived)

nah - was slipperynipples back in 2005
not that anybody would remember - i didn't post much
i remember all the old guys who are no longer posting here
the only oldies i see are Mr Tea and mr horrible
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:05, archived)

*waves walking stick*
*mumbles incomprehensibly*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:42, archived)

I remember slipperynipples!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 20:07, archived)

did you used to post on the talk board?
did you have a different user name?
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:16, archived)

i'm PUI
posting under the influence
not firing on all cylinders
my head is spinning actually
few stars in my vision
quite faint - maybe low blood pressure
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:56, archived)

I recommend lots of diacetylmorphine

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 17:01, archived)

Alright, Kurt Cobain.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Aug 2026, 17:09, archived)

HI I'M BARRY SCOTT AND THIS IS CILLA BANG

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 17:16, archived)

Chinaman's nightcap, the yam-yam, Shanghai Sally, white lotus, smack, white palace.
What's the DEAL etc.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:04, archived)

I was traveling the Yangtzee in search of a Mongolian horsehair vest.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:59, archived)

Alright, Rowley Birkin QC

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:08, archived)

Mongolian Mumhole

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:09, archived)

Ah, Mono's bumhole

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:34, archived)

Try here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B6r%C3%B6n
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:43, archived)

thanks
i was told to get piriton
feeling very sleepy but symptoms have subsided
("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 17:19, archived)

It's almost as if I know what I'm talking about sometimes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:00, archived)

Unlikely, you don't even have any bottles of coloured liquid

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:46, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:56, archived)

no alligator hanging from the ceiling, no apothecary standing in the room, that's what I always say, always

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:57, archived)

no alligator hanging from the ceiling, no alligator shitfuck all night long

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:00, archived)

all! night! long! (all night, all night)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:03, archived)

thanks - appreciate it

("TEMU Bou", Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:57, archived)

You Can Call Me Alpen

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:24, archived)

Smack my bircher

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 18:49, archived)

Justified Ancients of Mu-Muesli

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:40, archived)

Hall and Rolled Oats

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:04, archived)