afternoon, yeah?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 12:13, archived)

Fucking looks like it an all

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 12:17, archived)

Indubitably.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 12:21, archived)

Is there a functional difference between 'indubitably' and 'undoubtedly'?
- aside from pretentiosity quotient?
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 14:47, archived)

Is there a functional difference between 'pretentiosity quotient' and 'ponciness'?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 14:50, archived)

Ponciness is more perfumed.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Aug 2026, 15:03, archived)

I'LL MURDER THE PAIR O' YE'S

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 15:09, archived)

MURDER MOIDA
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Aug 2026, 15:22, archived)

alright Max

(piss and shit, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 15:38, archived)

Crikey lads, they've seen through my veil of sophistication!

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 17:59, archived)

Dubitably.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 14:58, archived)

Hi cheers

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 13:40, archived)

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 13:49, archived)

*sends Elon Musk to Mars*
oh sorry, I thought you said FUCKING ASSHOLE CUNT WANKER
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 13:51, archived)

Total Recunt

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 13:53, archived)

The Wart on the Worlds

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 14:03, archived)

John Cunter of Mars

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 14:07, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Servants_of_the_Wankh
( broadsword, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 15:08, archived)

Slave to the Rhythm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 15:25, archived)

'Title Changes'

(piss and shit, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 15:26, archived)

Challenge Wanneka

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 15:33, archived)

If you wannek be my lover

( broadsword, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 18:41, archived)

haha no way!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 14:06, archived)

I believe so

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 14:13, archived)

I'm not sure what the former Page 3 Stunnah will bring to the table, but good on you Katie!
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/aug/04/jordan-convenes-emergency-meeting-israel-religious-conflict-jerusalem
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 14:16, archived)

Dammit, you got me.
In my defence, it's no crazier than Tony Blair being made Middle East peace envoy.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Aug 2026, 14:41, archived)

I remember when Ginger Spice was made a UN envoy
that was ... an odd choice.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 15:53, archived)

Just because she has big tits.
This country!
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 16:26, archived)