Good afternoon, penis's
Weekend woo etc. Gonna go outdoor swimming at Canary Wharf 2moz and smoke some ribs Sun.

There's also a strong possibility I may frot a frog.

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 12:28, archived)

Working, sadly
If I have time I may teabag a tortoise
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 12:29, archived)

Unlucky

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 12:45, archived)

Unlucky for the tortoise I mean!!!!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 12:46, archived)

I no rite!!1

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 12:58, archived)

Getting 2 / 7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gx6yj56y6o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 13:09, archived)

3/7 #votebinface

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 13:21, archived)

3/7, considerably marginally better than yow

( .Yeti., Fri 7 Aug 2026, 13:22, archived)

3/7 way worse than last week

("TEMU Bou", Fri 7 Aug 2026, 14:16, archived)

William Morbid

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 13:30, archived)

Came here for this

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 15:55, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8430916
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Aug 2026, 13:46, archived)

I'm not doing anything
Might flapslap a flamingo
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 13:47, archived)

I was just with my Italian vet
he lived and worked in England (cambridge) for 20+ years
he said the British vets and doctors are the best in the world
they work more efficiently than italians and that hard work and merit are rewarded rather than targeted as they are in italy by jealous people
he also said the salaries are 5 times higher
so we asked him why he came back to italy
he said the British people are repressed so they get blind drunk in the pub and then have sex with strangers and they have awful food and worse wine and they're boring
and the weather is shit
so far I can only attest to two of those things
maybe that's why we love /talk cos we can have tourettes on here with no social repercussions 🤣😂🤣😂
nobody cares what you say here
unless you're me 😒
("TEMU Bou", Fri 7 Aug 2026, 14:36, archived)

TITS! BUM! WANK!

("TEMU Bou", Fri 7 Aug 2026, 14:38, archived)

Wiiliam Orbituary

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 14:50, archived)

This is much better than mine

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 15:08, archived)

alrite Queef
Happy frotting
( fross Read your email on, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 16:48, archived)

Stilliam Orbit

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 16:50, archived)

William Orbitit

( fross Read your email on, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:41, archived)

Went opticians today. Walked out 20 minutes later with prescription glasses for 26 quid. Just a heads up ( I brought my prescription with me for such a scenario)

( mongychops, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 17:26, archived)