Pronounced 'mowzel' innit

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:00, archived)

I pronounce it ‘GUNTSTENCH’

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:03, archived)

You would say that

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:03, archived)

Bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:04, archived)

Indeed

( .Yeti., Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:11, archived)

salma hayek's bumtits

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:16, archived)

Remember to be considerate to lady b3tans.
Just because Salma Hayek's bumtits, doesn't mean Ian Botham's footpenis.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:43, archived)

Yes, it does.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 20:48, archived)

I couldn't give a rat's ass

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:13, archived)

a mouse's arse, surely

( .Yeti., Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:23, archived)

Yes, that was the joke. Well done.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 19:38, archived)