We don't do A-levels in Scotland, unless you went to an expensive posh school.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 10:15, archived)

are there expensive scummy schools?

(piss and shit, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 10:20, archived)

ask 'morning', he probably went there with Michael Gove

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 10:21, archived)

that can't be right, I'm sure he'd have mentioned it if that were the case

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 10:34, archived)

I'm starting to think this is rigged
www.timeout.com/london/news/english-curry-awards-2026-chillika-bexleyheath-081126
( mongychops, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 11:29, archived)

Yeah something shady going on eh
I want to go here
www.oudh1722.com/
Chap whose place it is, is a fucking genius.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 14:01, archived)

oudh refers to aloeswood, usually the oil but sometimes the wood
The rarest type, kyara, is the most expensive natural wild raw material on earth.
I have a few splinters here, one day I'll burn them.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 18:49, archived)

Also went to the same school as Finchy from The Office.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 13:38, archived)

I watched the first 15 minutes of the first episode once,
it'll be a cold day in hell before I watch any more
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 13 Aug 2026, 17:40, archived)