oh for christ's sake why don't you shut the fuck up

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 19:14, archived)

yeah what gives with this fucking dildo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 19:20, archived)

I reckon he's a smeggy dildo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 19:48, archived)

wait are all four of these accounts the same person

( vladimir, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 19:50, archived)

we are all smeggy dildos, Dave

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 20:16, archived)

smildo, the answer was smildo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 20:17, archived)

i am not a number, i am a smeggy dido

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 20:53, archived)

I just want to wank you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:00, archived)

why not join the wank me dildo queue
it's fun for everyone, especially for you!
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:03, archived)

Mine was comedy gold you fucking twat

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:03, archived)

i could give a flying fuck it's not a high bar on this forum

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:06, archived)

+n't

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:06, archived)

i'm not editing that but poor poetic form for using the word you again

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:05, archived)

That I would say bollocks
you cannot deny
But I have other
Pollocks to fry
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:17, archived)

1st class
i expected nothing less
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:18, archived)

And yet my dido joke got nothing, forums gone

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:21, archived)

i no m8. i'm off to toktik

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 22:00, archived)

My smeg’s gone cold, I’m wondering why

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:36, archived)

I got out my knob at all

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 21:44, archived)