Oh great guys
The smeggy dildo's turned up :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:35, Reply)

'Smeggy dildo' to the tune of 'nessun dorma'

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:01, Reply)

The Three Tenas

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:26, Reply)

I'm getting more of a Handel's Messiah vibe from it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:34, Reply)

Defo
Edit: actually Crazy Horses by The Osmonds
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:55, Reply)

Surely it should be to the tune of Baggy Trousers.
Smeggy, Trouser
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:06, Reply)

Luciano Pavarotting corpse

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:12, Reply)