I am incredibly flatulent today
Big and noisy but fortunately fragrance-free

How r u lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:18, Reply)

Still at the top, Queef's.
Hope you're well.

Trouser
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:21, Reply)

Morning, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:28, Reply)

How dare you say that in the afternoon!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:32, Reply)

it's a blatant provocation

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:27, Reply)

Don't you get behind Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 16:13, Reply)

, Trouser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 19:51, Reply)

evening, Trouser

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:14, Reply)

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 17:56, Reply)

I'm doing alright I suppose
Thanks, Trouser
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:29, Reply)

Bonza mate

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:35, Reply)

, Trouser

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:27, Reply)

MOHAFA

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:35, Reply)

I'm in Kõln motherfucker don't you ever forget

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:27, Reply)

Lol colon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:29, Reply)

^Enjoys the smell of her BF's colon

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:15, Reply)

Eleanor Rigbon +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:59, Reply)

... what a wrong'on!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:21, Reply)

Depeche Modezzz

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:13, Reply)

"All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is there, in your arse"

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:14, Reply)

Turds are very unnecessary

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:42, Reply)

Just can't get un [chien] oeuf

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 21:55, Reply)

Absolutely Flatulous

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:42, Reply)

Michael Flatulently

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:47, Reply)

Riverparps

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:08, Reply)

Michael Flatline

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:08, Reply)

Lord of the Danse Macabre

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:14, Reply)

Flatulently my dear, I don't Riverdance

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:29, Reply)

Oh great guys
The smeggy dildo's turned up :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:35, Reply)

'Smeggy dildo' to the tune of 'nessun dorma'

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:01, Reply)

The Three Tenas

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:26, Reply)

I'm getting more of a Handel's Messiah vibe from it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:34, Reply)

Defo
Edit: actually Crazy Horses by The Osmonds
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:55, Reply)

Surely it should be to the tune of Baggy Trousers.
Smeggy, Trouser
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:06, Reply)

Luciano Pavarotting corpse

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:12, Reply)

Chuffing great, thanks

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:20, Reply)

gud lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:35, Reply)

Alright fartpants

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:15, Reply)

Turns out my Ancient Greek zoosex parody was wasted on /board
b3ta.com/board/11430421
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:29, Reply)

Obviously Octo's 'achilles heel cream' is much funnier and worthy of the popular page.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:31, Reply)

Is that what that is? I was trying to click it.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:33, Reply)

I thought I'd at least get a click from JollyJack :(

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:37, Reply)

Ok clearly the problem is that people don't want to admit that they find it funny because then everyone will know they frequent bestiality fetish sites.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:02, Reply)

shut up fp wanker

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 13:20, Reply)

Not enough SwT's.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:56, Reply)

Also partly windy

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:56, Reply)