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I am incredibly flatulent today
Big and noisy but fortunately fragrance-free

How r u lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:18, archived)
Still at the top, Queef's.
Hope you're well.

Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:21, archived)
Morning, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:28, archived)
How dare you say that in the afternoon!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:32, archived)
it's a blatant provocation

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:27, archived)
Don't you get behind Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 16:13, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 19:51, archived)
evening, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:14, archived)
(ใƒŽเฒ ็›Šเฒ )ใƒŽๅฝกโ”ปโ”โ”ป

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 17:56, archived)
I'm doing alright I suppose
Thanks, Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:29, archived)
Bonza mate

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:35, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:27, archived)
MOHAFA

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:35, archived)
I'm in Kõln motherfucker don't you ever forget

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:27, archived)
Lol colon

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:29, archived)
^Enjoys the smell of her BF's colon

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:15, archived)
Eleanor Rigbon +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:59, archived)
... what a wrong'on!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:21, archived)
Depeche Modezzz

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:13, archived)
"All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is there, in your arse"

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:14, archived)
Turds are very unnecessary

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:42, archived)
Just can't get un [chien] oeuf

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 21:55, archived)
Absolutely Flatulous

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:42, archived)
Michael Flatulently

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:47, archived)
Riverparps

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:08, archived)
Michael Flatline

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:08, archived)
Lord of the Danse Macabre

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:14, archived)
Flatulently my dear, I don't Riverdance

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:29, archived)
Oh great guys
The smeggy dildo's turned up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:35, archived)
'Smeggy dildo' to the tune of 'nessun dorma'

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:01, archived)
The Three Tenas

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:26, archived)
I'm getting more of a Handel's Messiah vibe from it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:34, archived)
Defo
Edit: actually Crazy Horses by The Osmonds
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:55, archived)
Surely it should be to the tune of Baggy Trousers.
Smeggy, Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:06, archived)
Luciano Pavarotting corpse

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:12, archived)
Chuffing great, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:20, archived)
gud lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 13:35, archived)
Alright fartpants

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:15, archived)
Turns out my Ancient Greek zoosex parody was wasted on /board
b3ta.com/board/11430421
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:29, archived)

Obviously Octo's 'achilles heel cream' is much funnier and worthy of the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:31, archived)
Is that what that is? I was trying to click it.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:33, archived)
I thought I'd at least get a click from JollyJack :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:37, archived)
Ok clearly the problem is that people don't want to admit that they find it funny because then everyone will know they frequent bestiality fetish sites.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:02, archived)
shut up fp wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 21 Aug 2026, 13:20, archived)
Not enough SwT's.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:56, archived)
Also partly windy

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:56, archived)