A shorn scrotum, perhaps

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:23, archived)

Sounds a bit woke

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:24, archived)

You wouldn't do it in your sleep, that's for sure

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:26, archived)

Fair point, well made

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:26, archived)

It's quite breathtaking

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Sean Scrotum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 15:11, archived)

On the dating circuit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 15:37, archived)

The name's Balls. Shaved Balls

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 15:54, archived)

Shav
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:55, archived)

Do you expect me to shave?
No Mr Balls, I expect you to wax
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 5:10, archived)

Moonshaver

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 16:08, archived)

Thundersmoothball

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 16:09, archived)

On Her Majesty's Secret Scrotum

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 16:11, archived)

Dr Nohair

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 16:27, archived)

pfft

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 18:43, archived)

Never Say Sever A Pube

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bollocks are forever

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 18:45, archived)

Guyballs

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 5:06, archived)

Scrotum of Solace

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 5:08, archived)

Sean the Seep

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 17:24, archived)