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Morning
All is well here. Enjoying a freshly baked loaf from the bread maker. Set the timer last night and got up to the lovely smell of baking.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 8:55, archived)

bak fist
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 8:59, archived)
I love the smell of fisting in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:15, archived)
Smells like...b3ta

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:18, archived)
and smeggy dildos

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:26, archived)
can we fist it?
yes we can!!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:45, archived)
I used to roll out the bread machine at least once a week.
Then, the teeth stripped off the drive chain linking the motor to the mixing paddle and I could not find a new one for love nor money.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:12, archived)
This level of internet gold is why I get out of bed in the morning.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:45, archived)
leaven it out mate he's not wagafit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:49, archived)

get out of bed in the morning am a smeggy dildo who loves it up the bum bum from other smeggy dildos
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:49, archived)
We wish you wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 23 Aug 2026, 11:30, archived)
Careful now, dot Yeti dot, you're taking over the populol page

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 13:40, archived)
Three entries at once; it's pure madness, pet.
I'll be winning QOTW again next.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 23 Aug 2026, 14:37, archived)
*firm handshakes, crowd applause*

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 14:45, archived)
panasonic are supposed to be the daddy breadmakers
but i dunno, i think everything is made in the same shed with the same shite these days
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:46, archived)
A massive shed

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:49, archived)
not as big as mine
#SHEDTALK
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 9:53, archived)
and a massive shite

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 12:19, archived)
honestly i think that might be a pedalo

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 12:31, archived)
in b4 spanish

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 14:07, archived)