Well my wife got a puncture this morning, so after replacing all the tyres on my Tesla last week (which is now in the service centre for the next two months waiting for a new battery) that's the best part of a grand on fucking tyres

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 11:01, archived)

Yet another reason to despise Elon Musk

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 11:08, archived)

You should probably have stopped before the police deployed the stinger

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 11:13, archived)

-the -er

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 11:38, archived)

de em
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 11:47, archived)

^inflatable wife lols

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Aug 2026, 12:52, archived)

lol, I also made it sound like I fuck tyres didn't I?
I mean how big would my penus and helmit have to be right?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:04, archived)

we're talking girth no greater than 16mm here
www.blockleytyre.com/technical/valve-stem-diameters-and-uses
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:09, archived)

Interesting. I could then have reinflated it with jizz and driven to the tyre shop, saving an expensive call out.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:12, archived)

Sounds pretty unlikely.
I mean, who ever heard of a penis that thick?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:31, archived)