Afternoon
I've almost caught up with the laundry, now I just have to wrestle with silk sheets
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 14:14, archived)

I had a silky sheet yesterday.
Came out clean as you like.
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 26 Aug 2026, 14:23, archived)

niche

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 14:23, archived)

Have you tried getting those slithery fuckers onto a bed?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 14:24, archived)

I am SICK of all these MOTHERFUCKING SILK SHEETS on this MOTHERFUCKING BED

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 14:45, archived)

incredible trying-to-hook-up-with-people-with-fucking-crippling-attachment-issues-memoir energy
( vladimir, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 15:01, archived)

Fucking hell, had those once. One night.
Stupid duvet just kept falling off and landing on the floor. All bastard night. Never again.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 14:49, archived)

That's how I got them
My friend bought them because his husband wanted them. Put them on the bed, got in, slid out the other end. I've never had a problem with them and they're black silk, so I'm definitely not complaining
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:31, archived)